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#AdviceForSanta is trending worldwide on Twitter. Many people are getting a head start on Christmas with hilarious tweets, sending out their own personal advice for Santa Claus. And as you can tell by some of these Tweet, there are many big boys and girls being very naughty this year…
Seriously. Stop kink-shaming Santa…
Perhaps not the best design?#AdviceForSanta pic.twitter.com/UY7OmE8w2N
— Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) December 2, 2017
Alright, this Tweet is lewd, crude, and kinda nude…
https://twitter.com/BTCoinSports/status/936770126174490626
Too soon for #MeToo jokes, buddy. #TooSoonForMeToo…
https://twitter.com/jetfanglo/status/936770138833084416
Mr. Weinstein is definitely getting something nasty in his stocking this year…
#AdviceForSanta those that don't believe in you don't deserve gifts . . . pic.twitter.com/ptMkjWqtjr
— Delictum 🆒 (@delictum) December 2, 2017
Santa doesn’t get stoned, does he?
Eat the cookies #AdviceForSanta pic.twitter.com/nQ3IJZbs7y
— CJ Vercetti (@VercettiCJ) December 1, 2017
That’s my kinda Claus!
Get some hot ride! #AdviceForSanta pic.twitter.com/1mb289LWpu
— Tiger Kindheart (@TigerKindheart) December 2, 2017
I wonder if the rosy-cheeked Santa take away the orange-toned tickler’s access to nuclear weapons…
https://twitter.com/dannon787/status/936761720827027456
Here’s a little advice from former WWE Champion and internet funnyman The Iron Shiek. Shieky baby has some advice for old St. Nick…
EVEN THE JABRONI DESERVE GIFT #AdviceForSanta pic.twitter.com/CAEgSZ5Rez
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) December 1, 2017
Santa never sent Hillary an orange suit because, maybe, Kris Kringle has other plans in mind… Yuge plans…
Reroute all gifts for the Trumps and Jared Kushner to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary, c/o the Warden. No sharp objects, neckties, or nail files permitted.
Actually, make it coal all around.#AdviceForSanta pic.twitter.com/789P7Mtrtf— Pièce de Résistance (@PieceDeReSister) December 2, 2017
Star Wars crossover for Santa?
When delivering my presents.
The "Chimney" is a small thermal exhaust port just below the main port… pic.twitter.com/3BaWVKsLao— 🌐Darth Vader No1™🌐 (@Darth_VaderNo1) December 2, 2017
Santa got those CliffNotes tho, bro…
https://twitter.com/AmericanMex067/status/936769481497460736
When did Santa have a liberal bias? Was it the free gifts? Must have been the presents…
#AdviceForSanta
please bring the GOP some compassion for people less fortunate than they are.— DrFreda (@DrFredGodfrey) December 2, 2017
I don’t think Santa wants to commit suicide just yet…
https://twitter.com/internetyoda/status/936769350714953728
Here’s something nearly everyone can agree on…
#AdviceForSanta
Hook up @SnoopDogg just because … pic.twitter.com/bl2QDvrzdV— Stevius ⬅️ Essential Service (@steviusthegreat) December 2, 2017
