Looking for a more convenient beer bong experience? Want to chug that brew with comfort? These two dudes decided to make party/customer satisfaction a top priority when inventing The Kong, the world’s first koozie beer bong.
It’s a portable beer bong that you can take just about anywhere. You’ll have a nice koozie to keep your hands warm while drinking cold beer. Plus, you have an 11-inch tube hooked up to this contraption, which you’ll use to unravel to ingest your drink.
The Kong is blowing the f*ck up on Kickstarter. Alright, it may not exactly be blowing the f**k up like the scared sh*tless dad from that Twitch video, but they’re getting plenty of people investing in their product. Plus, it’s only $20 and it’ll arrive to your address by September. The wait is worth it for all the tailgating stories this beer bong can potentially bring. You’ll have a professional portable beer bong on demand. That’s pretty f*cking sweet. Here’s what the creators have to say about their baby:
“Our experience and research in the party and tailgate scene told us that there are three features which will solve the biggest problems currently holding the beer bong to its original untouched roots. The features we wanted to bring were portability, making the beer bong personal, and taking it from novelty to a long lasting, beer drinking connoisseurs tool.”
The Kong sounds hard to pass up. I wonder if these bros can figure a more convenient way to toke as well. Gotta corner that market too, dudes! But that’s the future. Here is the present of party animal paraphernalia:
Can you drink to that?