Attorney Bryan E. Wilson is hands down the most savage lawyer known to man. He’s known as the “Texas Law Hawk,” and this guy certainly doesn’t f*ck around when it comes to fireworks.
Seriously, don’t try this at home, kiddies. The Texas Law Hawk almost blows himself up as sparks and lights explode all around him. Meanwhile, his face is eager for the next explosion. All the while, he’s giving legal advice on fireworks.
He’s a good lawyer to have if you’re looking for that 4th of July hook up.
If I hear this guy blow off a finger/nose/toe/whatever, I’d be the least bit surprised…
Remember, folks. All because he’s a lawyer doesn’t mean he knows what’s best for your health. After all, weren’t most politicians lawyers at one point? Enough said.