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Alex Jones’ Infowars Guest Makes Bat-Sh*t Crazy Claim About Mars Having A Child Slave Colony, And NASA Responds

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Alex Jones is known for his controversial and outlandish take on politics and various conspiracy theories on his web show Infowars. Jones bread-and-butter is by bucking the status quo of the mainstream media with his own alternative worldview. Jones can be pretty out there, offensive, and at times, pretty f*cking funny (just look at how this guy presents himself). But dispute how wild Jones can get, this guest took the cake for bat-sh*t on-air craziness.

On Thursday, Robert David Steele appeared on Infowars and presented an out-of-the-world claim to Jones’ audience. Steele believes that NASA has successfully developed and implanted a colony full of child slaves. The topic was originally about kidnapped children and pedophile ring, and then things veered off into outer space (literally).

“This may strike your listeners as way out but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride,” said Steele. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

Even though Alex is known for promoting his share of fringe stories, this one fell flat on Mr. Jones. “Well I don’t know about Mars bases,” said Jones, dismissing his guest’s claims.

However, the host didn’t stop there. Jones then started making claims that NASA has created alien lifeforms on Mother Earth. “But I know they’ve created massive, thousands of different types of chimeras that are alien lifeforms on this earth now.”

To be fair, there have been reports of three different chimeras on Earth as well as a pig-human chimera. Oh sh*t, is this guy Jones onto something?

“Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea,” said the host of Infowars. “There is so much stuff going on.”

This zany, yet disturbing story about a child slave colony on Mars spread like wildfire on the internet. This cooky tale spread so far that it reached the minds of NASA. People at this world-famous space organization quickly struck down that outlandish claim.

“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are,” Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast. “But there are no humans.”

Or is that just another lie from our evil alien overlords?

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