These are the articles I fear the most, because it’s articles like these where I’m most likely to say something wildly stupid out of anger and get myself into some serious trouble. So, with that said, give me a couple minutes to compose myself:
Shocking video uploaded to LiveLeak (because where else?) shows an elderly woman and her dog being straight assaulted by a group of 20-year-olds. No word on where the video was shot, although to me, I imagine this is what hell looks like.
The unidentified woman, who was walking her two dogs, appeared to ask the group to turn down their music. As she approaches the group, who are thought to be in their late teens or early 20s, a woman is heard in the background yelling, ‘Throw her in!’
Then, an unidentified man steps in front of her and picks her up as they both fall to the ground. While it’s unclear if the dude accidentally slipped and fell with the woman in his arms or if he intentionally slammed her down, the fact that he would grab an elderly stranger is enough to make me hope he’s buried under the jail.
After they fell, instead of profusely apologizing and turning down the music like a decent human being, the man gets up, grabs the woman by her shirt and her leg, and throws her into the pool.
It is unclear when and where the video takes place and if the woman sustained any injuries.
Don’t worry, though: If I know anything about the internet, this video will go viral QUICKLY and this scumbag will be served swift justice.