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Here’s A Glimpse Into The Unearthly Madness That Is South Padre Island


If you’re reading this, it means you’re probably not on spring break right now. And if you are, well, I have no idea why you’re on spring break reading an article about spring break, but you need to get your life together.

Unfortunately, we are not on spring break either. I went on spring break just two short years ago, although it already feels like a lifetime. When I got back, I thought nowhere on earth could come close to the madness that was Cancun.

I was very, very wrong.

South Padre Island, a little slice of heaven off the coast of Texas, is just as, if not more (because you can get arrested without worrying about dying in prison) wild than any other spring break destination in the world.

Luckily for the people like us sitting on the computer, we were able to have someone take over our Snapchat to document all the chaos.

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A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me -