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Nick Cannon Continues To Be The Worst, Gives Son All-Time Preposterous Name

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Nick Cannon is just absolutely insufferable. Dude is the definition of extra. Case in point: he regularly rocks a turban.

The 36-year-old comedian/actor/game-show host/court jester took to Instagram to share the first photo of himself with his new son, Golden Sagon Cannon.

Cannon already has two five-year-old twins with ex-wife Mariah Carey: son Moroccan and daughter Monroe. This time, Cannon baby daddied 2010 Miss Arizona Brittany Bell.

Via Instagram:

Weeping may endure for a night, but Joy cometh in the morning! No matter how hard the world may hit you, God always reminds us of our purpose!

#TrueHappiness
Welcome to Earth Son!
Golden “Sagon” Cannon 2/21/17 #Awakened

The baby’s birth comes a week after Cannon quit his hosting gig on NBC’s America’s Got Talent after hosting the show for eight seasons. Sources told TMZ that the reason Cannon quit was because he was devastated when he learned the show’s executives was considering firing him because of a race bit in his recent Showtime standup special.

“I grew up like a real n****r. But I honestly believe, once I started doing America’s Got Talent, they took my real n****r card,” he quipped.

As much as Cannon grinds my gears, I have to give him credit for longevity. He’s been annoying me for two decades, yet here I am, writing about his baby Golden Sagon.

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