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Drug Smugglers Are Planning For Trump’s Wall By Building Weed-Slinging Catapults

 (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

(Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

I mean, what did we expect? I don’t have much experience or interaction with the organization, but something tells me the Cartel isn’t made up of the types of people who are going to roll over and die just because Agent Orange from the North is threatening to build a wall. Kind of like when you tell a child not to do something, they feel compelled to do exactly that. You build a wall and the Cartel will certainly find a way around it. I can promise you that.

U.S. border patrol agents in Arizona discovered and then promptly dismantled a catapult device used to sling marijuana into the United States from Mexico.

Via Mashable:

Agents made the discovery when they approached several people near the fence, who then scattered away, according to CNN. Two bundles of cannabis weighing a combined 47 lb (21 kg) were still attached to the catapult.

The U.S. federal agency tweeted the picture, joking that USBP agents “spring into action” dismantling the pot-flinging tool.

For once in my life, I’m actually with Trump on this one. Keep that international shwag herb off of our land.

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