It was a strange sight to see the Clintons on the dais yesterday while Donald J. Trump was being sworn in as the 45th President of the United States.
Just a few months earlier, Trump had proclaimed in a presidential debate that if he were elected President he would hire a special prosecutor to investigate Hillary. Now that he’s assumed the most powerful position on earth, the ever-fickle Trump isn’t even pretending like that wasn’t just a politically expedient tactic to fire up his supporters that he has no intention on following up on.
So there the Clintons were. Hillary was doing her best to conceal her fury, while Bill couldn’t keep his eyes off Ivanka Trump.
What did Slick Willy have to lose? His insatiable sexual appetite has been public for three decades now, and he has no reason to control himself now that both he and Hillary’s political careers are almost certainly over. She can scold him all she wants, but at the end of the day he’ll always can then just use the trump card- no pun intended- that his lusting after anything with a pulse didn’t keep him from being elected President twice.
While I’m not a certified lip-reader, it sure looks like the word Bill mouthed was Ivanka.
I know pantsuits are kind of Hillary’s thing, but she couldn’t show up in the same outfit as Ivanka and not expect her savage husband to have dirty thoughts about the woman who’s half his wife’s age.
On a more serious note, old dudes like Bill fawning over ladies with the whole world watching helps explain why there are currently half a million women currently marching on D.C, and more than a million in cities worldwide.
It would be a bit hypocritical of me though, considering the site I write for, to get on my high horse about the former president admiring Ivanka’s looks.
Anyway, here were some of the best Twitter responses to the moment.
Bill Clinton stands there like "Hey Ivanka, if you need a tour of the White House call me. I know all hall closets." #InaugurationDay
— Matthew Miller (@MNMtwo) January 20, 2017
— Jai Nair (@JaikiranNair) January 20, 2017
Bill Clinton checking out Ivanka Trump.. I'm WEAK 😂😂😭😭
— LeBrunch James 🥂 (@BodyBy_Jake) January 20, 2017
— Derek Tuimauga (@DTUI67) January 20, 2017
Bill Clinton looking at Ivanka like how a dog looks at a rack of ribs
— local man (@yo_ibb) January 20, 2017