So I missed the company holiday party last night but this happened pic.twitter.com/NeEfOASBKu
— △⃒⃘ 🍯🌻. (@OmnipotentMeesh) December 18, 2016
That was amazing! It was so amazing that I was worried I was getting tricked into watching guerrilla marketing for that shitty looking Office Christmas Party movie. I must’ve rewatched that split a half dozen times, trying to spot some special effects wizardry. But nope, there was no fakery here. Just a big ol’ broad who’s surprisingly limber and has hit the Franzia with reckless abandon.
I can’t believe neither of those guys on the dance floor tried to slide behind that caboose and get a little grind session in. They had a golden opportunity to saddle up and hold on to those hips for dear life. Goddamn dorks wouldn’t know a good time if it was literally shaking its ass in their faces.
Best office holiday party dancing performance since Elaine Benes had herself a brief seizure.