I wonder what people would be calling “wardrobe malfunctions” had Janet Jackson not unleashed her sun shield-plated nipple on the world back in 2004. I could coin a number of phrases that could easily replace wardrobe malfunction as the go-to terminology for a surprise nipple.
This clip, like the beautiful Roxana Vancea before her, comes to us from Romania. And just like Vancea, Daniela Crudu also had the brilliant idea of jumping around on television wearing minimal clothing.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: American news agencies need to start taking notes from our European brethren. The news is nothing but death and depression, so sneaking in a wardrobe malfunction or two (or five) a week wouldn’t hurt anyone, would it?