There are a couple of guarantees in life: death, taxes, taking painful shits, and RG3 just being an all-around idiot on the football field. As sure as the rotation of the Earth, RG3 laced ’em up yesterday, and almost immediately reminded us of why we love to laugh at RG3.
I got nothing to say expect LOL RG3. Enjoy. Oh, actually, and LOL Browns. Definitely LOL Browns.
Update (2:30 PM): The Cleveland Browns have placed Robert Griffin III on injured reserved with a fractured bone in his left shoulder. After undergoing medical tests, it has been revealed RG3 will miss a significant amount of time, and could be out for the entire season. Josh McCown has been named the Browns’ starter.