To be clear, I don’t know if this guy is actually on drugs. My logic is A). most Taco Bell patrons are usually on some type of substance, and B). the dude rode his f*cking horse into a fast food restaurant. That’s either the result of drugs or stupidity. This is actually quite ironic, considering horse meat was discovered in Taco Bell’s food a few years ago.
Anyway, 19-year-old Lathan Crump, the man on said horse, wrote in the caption for the video:
“Well ole Hollywood was a lil hungry after the rodeo so I road him in to grab a bite”
According to Fox News, Crump and his family are third-generation cowboys and cowgirls in Campbell, Texas, where he breaks and trains horses.
Unsurprisingly, Crump went viral almost instantly, as he was even interviewed by Fox News.
But even more surprisingly, unless someone complains, police will not be pressing charges.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIzB0mXDUyg/?taken-by=lathan__crump
Cowboy Crump rounding them up at Taco Bell last night 😂😂 @CrumpLathan pic.twitter.com/HuwJn2wQLz
— ♠️Tyler Harris♦️ (@ropeohlic) August 7, 2016
So this happened today @FoxNews came to interview me an the Taco Bell pony this is crazy pic.twitter.com/0doYvpucdP
— Lathan T. Crump (@CrumpLathan) August 10, 2016