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How in the hell has OJ Simpson been in the news so much this year. 2016 marks two decades since OJ’s infamous trial, and yet here we are, still talking about him. It’s infuriating. However, this story is actually quite hilarious, because it involves none other than Shrek Khloe Kardashian. OJ Simpson will in fact take a paternity test for Khloe Kardashian, but only if she agrees to visit him in prison, says guard who claims she begged disgraced gridiron great to help find out if he is her real father
According to the Daily Mail:
OJ Simpson will agree to a paternity test to see if Khloe Kardashian is his daughter – but only if she goes to see him in person. Simpson wants Khloe to ‘show him a little respect’ by making a personal appearance at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada.
If she does that, he will agree to have a swab to his mouth which will provide the DNA sample needed to clear up the paternity mystery over the reality star. Jeffrey Felix, a former Lovelock prison guard who wrote a book about Simpson, claims that the jail authorities have even given their permission for the test to go ahead.
The interest in who Khloe’s father is was reignited by ‘The Man Who Saved OJ Simpson’ a documentary about Rober Kardashian that aired last week, along with this year’s FX Series American Crime Story, and ESPN’s documentary OJ Simpson: Made In America. Kardashian died in 2003 of esophageal cancer. Khloe, 31, was the third of the four children born to Kardashian and Kris Jenner but there has been speculation that she is actually the daughter of OJ Simpson. In the aforementioned documentary, it is said that Khloe has literally begged Simpson to do a paternity test to finally clear it up.
Ha. Ha. Ha. I hate both the Kardashians and OJ (for obvious reasons), but this story brings me all sorts of joy. It’s wonderful to see one annoying person (Khloe) and one genuinely horrible person (OJ) wallow around in the filth together. Does that make me a bad person? Maybe. But not as bad as these two.
