The Top 5 Best Dogs That Will Get You Laid

All dogs are a capable of being man’s best friend, but some dogs can help you in more ways than others. We’re talking, of course, about sex. No, no, put the peanut butter down and pull your pants back up. What we meant to say is that there are certain dog breeds that can help you get laid more often.
Women love dogs just as much as guys do, and women know guys who have dogs are responsible motherf*ckers.

These five dogs in particular will have the chicks coming from miles away. So shell out a few pennies and get yourself one of these pooches stat.

The All-American Labradoodle

When you’re walking around with one of man’s cutest and most playful cross-breeds, you have to sit and wonder – who wouldn’t love this little guy? The pup is guaranteed to get every sexy woman within a 5 mile radius to come running with open arms. She may not be interested in scratching your belly just yet, but it’ll only be a matter of time until she’ll be into doing a whole lot more than that. Like scratching your back… And then your balls… You get it.

The English Pitbull

With a face like that, what girl wouldn’t want to come up and introduce herself? A permanent frown face is a given – she’s going to want to cheer that sucker up. The English Pitbull is known for its drool-ridden smile and excellent skateboarding skills, making the little canine the most impressive wingman at the park.

The Golden Labrador Retriever

One of the most active and energetic dog breeds in the world, this guy is the best workout buddy you’ll ever have. Get up early for a run with your golden pup and you’ll see every hot runner you can think of. Everyone loves a lab, and labs love right back. So start loving.

The Siberian Husky

With a sweet personality and rambunctious demeanor, Siberian Huskies make it pretty easy to adore them. It’s also easy to adore a total chick magnet. Women love their fluffy, eye-catching fur and big innocent eyes, both of which will make it hard for her to keep walking without stopping for a thorough rubdown.

The Border Collie

If you want an unbelievably loyal and calm dog, look no further. Border Collies are easily the world’s smartest dogs, so athletic owners can teach them tons of tricks. Unathletic owners, on the other hand, should have no trouble teaching them to fetch treats.
We’re guessing it’s not going to be that hard to teach them to fetch you a couple single females at the dog park as well.

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