BREAKING: Singledom, Raw Eggs Provide Immortality

According to 115-year-old Emma Morano, the secret to a long life isn’t as complex as you’d imagine: all you need to do is eat a shit ton of raw eggs and stay single.
In an interview with the New York Times, Morano – the oldest living woman in Europe – explained that eating three raw eggs a day and staying single for 76 years is the sole reason why she’s managed to make it this long. That’s a total of more than 100,000 raw eggs in her lifetime and 76 years free of pain in the ass commitment.
Does this mean a life of single debauchery will double your longevity?
[H/T: NYTimes]