Screaming Flying Witch In Chair Is Halloween 2014's Big Nope [VIDEO]

So we’re imagining ourselves as the really cool 10-year-old kids that we used to be, and we walk up to a house that has this animatronic mannequin sitting on it one Halloween night. “Yeah,” we’d say, “that’s just another stupid robot that’s going to light up and make a scary sound as we walk up to claim our rightful fun-sized candy.”
And then we would be robbed of our rightful fun-sized candy when this damn thing activates and comes flying at us and we run screaming in a perfectly understandable manner, because this thing should be made illegal. Take a look for yourself, and note that this sadistic creation retails at $2,240, so anybody who could afford it can also afford lots of candy and doesn’t need to be scaring kids off the porch just to get out of handing out some damn miniature Snickers bars.
Damn it. Seriously, screw whoever actually puts this thing out on Halloween. They’re getting egged, man…
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klTtqx1e8Cs]