Everyone at COED loves animals, and we have some staffers who’ve taken in monkeys in the name of activism–but, yeah, we’re all pretty much in agreement that this is the most annoying animal rights event ever. Check out the cringeworthy drama as a lady barges into a restaurant and announces that everybody there is effectively eating her child–by which Kelly Atlas means her pet chicken, who gets her ranting in a scene that might be a tribute to Fight Club.
We’re thinking that a lot of animal activists are sincerely hoping that Kelly Atlas is really making an audition tape for her local improv theater. Otherwise, we’re looking at a lady who’s pretty much lost touch with reality–at least in the very real sense of understanding how to carry out her message. Even more amazing, Kelly Atlas seems to have friends, but we’re hoping this is an improv theater cast and not an actual group of fellow activists who thought this was a good idea.
Anyway, marvel at Kelly’s very real tears and remember, it’s not food–it’s delicious food. Furthermore, bacon…
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmfRMeU6pQ8]