"Stretch" Trailer Has Our Dream Cast, Still Barely Getting Released [VIDEO]

We’ve been looking forward to Stretch for a while–even if the crime actioner seemed like a certain kind of gonzo movie, with debt-ridden chauffeur Patrick Wilson running into all kinds of quirky criminal types on a night out with an eccentric millionaire. We know that director Joe Carnahan has done some fun stuff with quirky criminal types. Narc briefly made him a really big deal as a straight drama with weird characters, but Smokin’ Aces was also  fun as schlock. Then he made up for the big-screen A-Team with Liam Neeson punching wolves in The Grey.
Sadly, Stretch is still ending up as a VOD title after months of sitting on the shelves of studios. We’re still hoping that the movie will get a token appearance in a Manhattan theater on October 14th, but it’s a very limited release. Most people will see it on the small screen–despite Stretch making our list of Unreleased Movies With Hot Actresses That We Need to See. In fact, we’re talking about a movie with Jessica Alba, Mindy Robinson, Cassandra Starr, Brooklyn Decker, and Anne McDaniels,
So follow those links to see some lovely ladies, but check out the trailer below to appreciate why you might be watching for more than the cast. Which includes guys lik Chris Pine, Norman Reedus, Ed Helms, Ray Liotta, and David Hasselhoff”, too, so give it a shot…
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