FSU Student's Rap Music Video About Raping Jameis Winston Is Absolutely Baffling

FSU Student/rapper/freak Fellatia Geisha just released an extremely weird/disturbing music video for the song she wrote for Jameis Winston, titled “Garnet and Gold.”

Before we continue any further, I’d like to say that this is the first thing I’ve seen all summer that has successfully gotten me a little less excited for the start of the college football season… but in a good way? I don’t really know what to think.


Did you watch it? Have you recovered? Good.

First off, I’m going to be seriously impressed if this wasn’t actually filmed at FSU like the “D*cksclaimer” syas. There would have to be some quality post-production at work here. Where were these guys for “Gotta Make It To The Top?

Also, I would love to have been a fly on the wall during the conversation between Fellatia and the woman who eventually decided to have her face blurred.

At what point did this mysterious figure realize that it might not be a good idea to be associated with this project? Well since you asked, here are my odds:

2/1: When she saw that Fellatia had “Garnet and Gold” period blood running down her legs.

5/2: When some crazy Floridians got word she was involved and left a dead raccoon on her doorstep as a threat.

4/1: When she was passed up on the Ass2Ass portion of the video

5/1: Because apparently contact with the field is illegal?

10/1: When she learned Jameis wouldn’t actually be interested in having sex with her because of this video

50/1: When she learned the camera really adds five pounds

Either way, it’s kind of a lame move to back out if you ask me. Smart, but lame. You don’t see the gay dude with a shirt Beavis and Butthead style backing down unless he’s bent over simulating a** to a** with a crab leg.

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