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Nov 2, 2016

Woman Takes Selfie With $42 Million Lottery Win, Casino Screws Her Out Of Every Last Penny

Take about a roller coaster of emotion. One minute you’re on a rocketship to the moon, already planning what kind...

Aug 3, 2016

Feel Good Story Of The Week: Family Finds Out Mom Beat Cancer, Then Win The Lottery Days Later

There’s good news, there’s great news, and then there’s finding out your Mom has beaten cancer. But for the Davies...

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Jan 15, 2016

Internet Mocks Grant Robinson After Ex-Girlfriend’s Family Wins Lottery

It’s been a really sh*tty day for Grant Robinson. The 28-year-old is getting railed by everyone on the Internet after...

Jan 12, 2016

Mark Cuban’s Financial Advice For The Lottery Winner Is A Must Read

Who doesn’t like Mark Cuban? Miami Heat fans, maybe, but other than that, Cuban is one of the more well...

Dec 11, 2014

Sex Offender Timothy Poole Wins $3 Million Lottery

In today’s “Why God? Why?” news, we’ve learned that convicted 43-year old sex offender Timothy Dale Poole has won $3...

Feb 19, 2013

Brothers Celebrate $75,000 Lottery Win With Meth & Marijuana, Accidentally Blow Up Their House

You’ve just won $75,000. What do you do? Buy some methamphetamines and marijuana to celebrate, of course....

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Nov 30, 2012

5 Sad Winning Lottery Stories To Make Powerball Losers Feel Better

You’re probably feeling a little down right now because the lottery ticket you’ve ripped to shreds and set on fire...

The 5 Funnest Ways To F*ck Up Your Life GUARANTEED!

As many of you know, the Mayans have explained that we've got less than a year to live. Why not go out in style? A great barometer of your partying should be the following: even if the Mayan-theory goes the way of the Rapture (i.e. revealed to be total cockamamie horsesh*t)** your life should still be over in a year. To get a great headstart on the beginning of the end, you should take our advice and try to do at least three of the five things you'll find after the jump!

Dec 27, 2011

What To Do If You Win the Lottery

Last night, a couple of lucky schmucks from Idaho and Washington had the numbers 4, 8, 15, 25, 47, 42 and won the Mega Millions jackpot. They will share a $355 million jackpot. And since I'm broke, I was pretty pissed off it wasn't me. Then I made myself feel better by remembering that most people who win the lottery have their lives ruined by the money. But that got me thinking, what exactly are you supposed to do, if you miraculously win, to keep it from ruining you life? (Surprisingly, "hookers and coke" is not the right answer.) After a little research, I've come up with a few quick tips for how to conduct yourself after becoming richer than your wildest dreams.

Jan 5, 2011

Movies This Week: August 20, 2010

Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot....

Aug 20, 2010

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Jun 11, 2010

Movies This Week: June 11th, 2010

Guitar riff. Black van with red stripe blasting through some bushes. Mohawk. Disguises. Guns. Bigger Guns. Tanks falling from the sky. Helicopters. Cigars clenched by the strongest set of mandibles ever. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. You can call on ... THE A-TEAM. Man, has this been a long time coming.

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Jul 8, 2009

What You Should Do If You Win the Lottery

Wednesday, a lucky Queens, New York resident won a staggering $133 million in the Mega Millions state lottery. And since I live in Queens, I was pretty pissed off it wasn't me. Then I remembered that most people who win the lottery have their lives ruined by the money. But that got me thinking, what exactly are you supposed to do, if you miraculously win, to keep it from ruining you life? (Surprisingly, "hookers and coke" is not the right answer.)

Oct 8, 2008

Tour Eli Manning’s Pimped-Out Cyber Pad

At some point last year Eli Manning decided he wanted to become an NFL star and now a few months...

Sep 7, 2007

Video Trifecta: Head Smash, Winning the Lottery & Shadow Puppets

Pool Stunt Ends Painfully These kids come up with the bright idea to stand on top of a stack of...