A high school student thought that it would be funny to jump off a second floor balcony. It actually was really funny, but not for the reasons that I think he was going for. Watch him destroy his left ankle in a very ill-advised stunt.
“Don’t commit suicide. Get down.” Wiser words have never been spoken. If that kid didn’t want his ankle to snap like a Triscuit, he should have listened to that good Samaritan. You know you did something insanely stupid when that atrocious haircut is only the second dumbest decision you’ve ever made. Homeboy needs a wheelchair and a trim in the worst way.
Is this the type of dumb shit kids do for pranks these days? Whatever happened to classic hijinks like book strips or pulling someone’s seat out from under them? The bar of goofing around in school has risen to reckless levels, and I’m so glad my old ass isn’t around for it.