Adult Film Star Lisa Ann Retires to Focus On Fantasy Football (With Epic Farewell Note)

Adult film star Lisa Ann–who broke into the mainstream as Sarah Palin in Who’s Nailin’ Palin?–just provided the most unexpected sports story of the year. The busy actress used an epic handwritten letter to announce (via Facebook and her Twitter feed) that she is retiring from the business. That isn’t really the surprise. A lot of adult stars retire several times in their career.
The big twist here is that Lisa Ann is going from being a fantasy girl to being a fantasy football expert. As she puts it in her goodbye note, “In my new life, I dream of having an undefeated season in fantasy football.”
The actress is giving up the beautiful life of an adult actress to get really serious about her work hostingĀ SirusXM Fantasy Sports Radio–which will air tonight at 10 pm, if you need to hear more of Lisa Ann discussing her big move. All we know is that this really proves that Fantasy Sports are a really big movement in our society.
“Too damn big,” muttersĀ some disgruntled fans of Lisa Ann, and we know what they mean. Never heard Lisa Ann say that, though. And we can’t really complain about Lisa Ann moving on to things, since the brainy beauty has already left us so much to remember her bod by–like these pics…

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