Jun 1, 2017

If You're Going To Steal 30K Of Something, Might As Well Steal 30,000 … Condoms?

This may be a little strange, but I’ve always secretly wondered to myself that if I were a criminal, what...

Mar 26, 2013

Bill Gates Has Started A Build-A-Better-Condom Contest

Believe it or not, the condom hasn’t evolved much since the 1930s. We’re basically just wrapping lubricated balloons to our...

Sep 18, 2012

Mentos: The Condomtester [VIDEO] Possible scenario: You’re about to ejaculate for the first time ever. And let’s say you’re, like, um… 70 years...

5 Awful Sleeping Habits of a Random Hook-up

Being the sexually active, irresponsible college student that I am, I’ve gone home with my fair share of random girls, and over the past couple of years I’ve come across some sleeping habits that annoy the hell out of me. Nothing is worse than having a peaceful night’s sleep ruined by your hookup’s uncontrollable unconscious tendencies. But I digress. Anyway, here are five habits that annoy me more than most:

Nov 16, 2010

Spring Break Survival Guide

With spring break right around the corner, your minds are starting to focus on exotic locales, partying with friends, and...

Mar 5, 2010

Trojan Has Revolutionized Condom Packaging

A guy's biggest issue with traditional condoms isn't the lack of sensitivity (although that is annoying), it's the fact that they are difficult to carry around. In a perfect world, you'd be able to carry a condom around in your wallet but according to ever sex educator ever putting a condom in your wallet is bad news. It weakens the latex, making it more likely that the integrity of the condom will fail.

Sep 15, 2009

Nov 3, 2008

Sex Terrorism at Union College

This past weekend I returned to my alma mater, Union College, for my first alumni weekend. On Saturday afternoon, I...

Oct 23, 2008

Limp Economy Raises Condom Sales

Failing Economy Means Better Condom Sales Gary Busey Admits Snorting Coke Off His Dog Former COED Writer Has A New...

Oct 11, 2008

The College Sutra: COED’s University Sex Guide

In case you’ve never heard of it, the Kama Sutra is a book and I’ve lost some of you right...

Feb 29, 2008

Americans Suck at Sex… According to Durex Global Survey

The results of the 2007/2008 Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey results are in – and we Americans should be sad....

Nov 14, 2007

Steps to Take When the Condom Breaks

So you’re having great sex and the condom breaks. Maybe you kept it in your wallet too long, or it’s...

Oct 2, 2007

Is Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?

The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex. It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated –...

Jul 23, 2007

Should I Hook UP with Someone on My Floor?

I mean, who am I to judge? I won’t go into too many details, but let’s just say I’ve been...