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Mar 9, 2015

Barbies Behaving Badly [PHOTOS]

Barbie made her debut on March 9th, 1959, making her exactly 56-years-old today. Pretty amazing for a specimen than manages...

Mar 9, 2014

25 Girls Who Could Play A Real-Life Barbie [PHOTOS]

Today is the anniversary of the day that the first Barbie doll made its appearance at the American International Toy...

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Sep 6, 2011

Real Life Barbie Girls For Barbie Doll Day [70 PHOTOS]

On September 6th, 1959, Mattel sold the first ever Barbie doll. The big breasted, tiny waisted, long legged figurine has given girls complexes for decades, prompting feminists everywhere to call for its ban. To them we say, chill out. If a woman wants to rock platinum blonde locks, big pouty lips, humongous fake t*ts, and ridiculous measurements, let 'em. You don't see us protesting the fugly trolls at a taping of The View - it's their choice to crush tons of cupcakes. Previously, we showed you Barbie dolls behaving badly, now we present real life Barbie girls. Hopefully, they're not into dudes without genitals. Check 'em out in our gallery after the jump.

Mar 9, 2011

Barbies Behaving Badly on Barbie’s “Birthday” [11 Photos]

On March 9th, 1959, the first Barbie doll debuted. It was the first mass-produced toy doll in the US with "adult features" that many estimated would measure out to 36-18-38 on a "real" woman. Her countless possessions and curvy figure lead many to criticize Mattel (Barbie's maker) for encouraging girls to be materialistic and unrealistic about their bodies. Hogwash, I say! If it weren't for Barbie, we wouldn't have trophy wives, Playboy Playmates, and masturbation aids when the power goes out. But, I can understand why critics are up in arms, just look at these Barbies behaving badly! THINK OF THE CHILDREN, you plastic whore!