You know what totally sucks? Going to prison. Not only is the food disgusting, but the opposite sex isn’t anywhere to be found and you have no real contact to the outside world unless someone comes to visit you. Which can be a whole other issue in itself — if I was in prison, my parents would definitely not be coming for a leisurely visit.
Luckily the makers of Zanco Fly phone are unknowingly trying to ease the pain of being locked up. With a 0.66-inch screen and $36 price tag, the Zanco Fly is apparently the world’s smallest phone. So small that prison inmates are shoving it up their butt and using it behind bars without getting getting caught.
The reviews speak for themselves:
Well… alright then.
In a recent interview with Vice, a proprietor of a website that sells the phones said that the Zanco Fly is “pretty good,” but one of the others the company makes is not the best he’s ever seen. Namely because of the batteries — he says that manufacturers don’t but the best stuff in there and for that reason, urges caution when squeezing it between your cheeks.
“If someone rang me and said, ‘I’m going to put one of these up my a***hole,’ I’d say don’t. I’ve heard of people saying they’ve had some of these small phones on charge and they’ve blown up,” he explains. “But it won’t make a big explosion.”
Nice. If you see yourself heading to the slammer in the next few years, make sure to buy this sucker. You can thank me later.
[H/T: New York Post]
Zanco Fly Phone is a Hit With Inmates Because It Can Fit Up Their… Well… You Know
