Couple's Van Rolled Into Lake After Boning Too Hard

Here’s the best news story – side note, we use that term lightly – we’ve heard all day: a German couple had to be rescued from Lake Plansee after their van rolled into the body of water. Sounds terrifying, right? But it takes a hilarious turn – the van rolled into the water from the couple boning too aggressively.
Yes, this is the most epic story you have ever heard.
The 49-year-old dude and his 42-year-old lady friend managed to come out of the situation unscathed, climbing out of the window to swim ashore.
According to a fire department spokesperson, “the vehicle had to be retrieved immediately as there was a risk it could cause pollution and damage the environment.”
That’s pretty impressive/awesome. Kudos to that couple.

[H/T: Death and Taxes]