Two people in Texas have officially become the biggest babies in the country when they shot up a house party after losing a game of beer pong this past weekend. Here’s an account of what happened, courtesy of Smoking Jacket. [lead image via Shutterstock]
“According to the Liberty County Sherriff’s Office, investigators are searching for two men who allegedly shot up the party after losing at the beer pong table. Deputies identified the suspects as Decoris “Red” Rucker, 24, and Chris “Crazy Chris” Hackett.
Rucker and Hackett were among a group of five men who became upset after losing a backyard beer pong game. The men, witnesses said, ran from the home while firing wildly at partygoers. An 18-year-old woman was shot in the thigh during the gunfire.”
A couple of things to note here:
• The shooters came from a place called Cleveland, TX. Not to be confused with Cleveland, OH. You should know this though because people from Cleveland have been losing games for years. They would not react in this way.
• The shooters were named Decoris “Red” Rucker, 24, and Chris “Crazy Chris” Hackett. “Crazy Chris” does not sound like someone you should invite to your house ever.
• This has got to be one of the first fights surrounding a beer pong game that doesn’t revolve around the argument of whether the game is called “Beirut” or “beer pong.”
