Robert Downey Jr. in "Captain America 3" Should Look Like This [PIC]

Hey, did you know that “solid dick” used to be slang for straight talk? It’s true–which makes this old comic book panel from The Avengers seem a little less awkward. Anyway, we got to remembering this scene after the news that Robert Downey, Jr. will be showing up in Captain America 3. Hey, that might mean that Marvel is ready to start bringing the Civil Wars storyline to the big screen, since Downey is probably more interested in playing Tony Stark than Iron Man. We still think that this dialogue should be recreated, though.
Also, we once bought a copy of Avengers #4 for 50¢ at a flea market, and later sold that 1963 comic–which featured the return of Captain America to modern times–for $1,400. That doesn’t have anything to do with the movie. We just like to brag about that. Looks like we should’ve held onto it for a little big longer, though….