What’s the best way to bounce back from a devastating marketing campaign? Cinnamon, of course! So long, Kendall Jenner. Hello, Pepsi Fire.
https://twitter.com/BrianSozzi/status/861994241584705539
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It seems that Pepsi is trying to get in on Fireball Whisky’s popularity by creating a new cinnamon-flavored soda. This is without a doubt great news for those who want to be sober and vomit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjSVFjuYEbk
From May 22 through July 16, Pepsi Fire will be available nationwide. You’ll also be able to purchase this gross ass beverage in Slurpee form at 7-Elevens because nothing beats the heat on a hot summer’s day like a nice dose of cinnamon.
Did a goddamn spy from Coca-Cola infiltrate Pepsi recently? That might be the only plausible explanation behind these asinine decisions. I wouldn’t drink a Pepsi Fire if I was stranded in the middle of the Sahara. And I know for a fact that Pepsi Fire will be a huge swing and a miss in the rapidly expanding tiger soft drink market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIYYoeFB45Y
