Gun to your head, I bet you thought the University of Hawaii-esque linebacker was going to come out on top. Don’t feel bad, though, because so did I.
At first, context clues from viral fight videos in the past seem to indicate that Maui from Moana was going to be the clear victor, as she begins the video in a dominant position and throws the first punch. Easy victory, right?
WRONG!
Fired out of a cannon like she just railed a line of pure, uncut pumpkin spice powder, this teenage cheerleader — who probably weighs 100 pounds soaking wet — absolutely demolishes Rikishi (that’s a WWF Attitude Era reference for ya) with a fury of lightning speed blows.
via Twitter:
“so my little sister got in a fight tonight and i don’t think i’ve ever been more proud with her phone in her hand & everything lmao THATS MY MF SISTER LETS GOOOOOOO”
https://twitter.com/sierrasprague/status/1038326223888297984?s=12
The clip was uploaded to Twitter by 19-year-old Sierra Sprague, the sister of the cheerleader/lightweight Ronda Rousey in the video.
According to the New York Post, officials at Clayton Valley Charter High School did not have an immediate comment when reached for comment. Furthermore, Sprague and the school’s cheerleading coach also did not return messages seeking additional comment.
In hindsight, it shouldn’t be much of a surprise that the diminutive Sprague came away victorious, as Conor McGregor once famously said ‘precision beats power and timing beats speed’.
Also, Sierra… sup?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiaVCd2A6O6/?taken-by=sierrasprague
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgZjhyXlXdc/?taken-by=sierrasprague
