WrestleMania 34 is finally here! Welcome to “the showcase of the immortals,” where legends are born and dreams come true. Tonight’s extravanganza is streamed live from the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana. The WWE Universe will be treated to main event matches such as Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns, and AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura. Let’s get right to the action now…
WrestleMania 34 Vewing Details
Date: Sunday, April 8, 2018
Time (kick-off show): 4:30 P.M. EST
Time (main show): 7:00 P.M. EST
TV Channel: WWE Network / Pay-Per-View
Location: Mercedes-Benz Superdome, New Orleans, Louisiana
Attendance: 78,133 fans
Kickoff Show: Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
WrestleMania has just been woken! Matt Hardy rose to the occasion in this contest, winning the battle royal by last eliminating Baron Corbin (the WrestleMania 32 Andre The Giant Memorial battle royal winner). This win reminds the WWE Universe that the “Woken Era” has only just begun! Wonderful!
Matt Hardy wins the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Kickoff Show: Singles match for the vacant WWE Cruiserweight Championship match: Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali
Cedric Alexander comes out on top after a long, hard-fought match. My prediction for this match came true. Congrats, Cedric! But hats off for Mustafa Ali for pulling off one hell of a performance. I have a feeling that this isn’t the last match between these two awesome competitors.
Cedric Alexander defeats Mustafa Ali to win the vacant WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Kickoff Show: WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal Match
Naomi rose to the occassion in this match and made the Mercedes-Benz Superdome glow. Ms. Trinity Fatu (Naomi) made history tonight, winning the first-ever WrestleMania women’s battle royal match. Naomi last eliminated Bayley to attain this truly historic victory.
Naomi wins the WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal
Triple Threat match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship: The Miz (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Balor
Seth Rollins also made history tonight, becoming a Grand Slam Champion after winning this triple threat match. All competitors put their all into this opening match-up. Balor looked primed for victory while performing a Coup de Grace on The Miz. But Seth Rollins came out of nowhere to curb stomp Finn Balor and The Miz on his way to victory.
Seth Rollins defeats The Miz and Seth Rollins to become the new WWE Intercontinental Champion
Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship: Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Asuka
Asuka’s undefeated streak has come to an end. Charlotte finished off Asuka with a spear following by a Figure Eight submission hold. All hail The Queen!
Charlotte Flair defeats Asuka to retain the WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship
Fatal Four-Way match for the WWE United States Championship: Randy Orton (c) vs. Bobby Roode vs. Rusev vs. Jinder Mahal
I guess this wasn’t Rusev’s Day after all. Anyway, all hail “The Modern Day Maharaja” Jinder Mahal, the brand new U.S Champion.
Jinder Mahal defeats Randy Orton, Rusev, and Bobby Roode, to become the new WWE United States Champion
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon vs. “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle
The era of “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey has officially begun! She was so out of control, beating up both Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. In the end, Rousey made McMahon tap out with an arm-bar as Steph screamed in agony.
Kurt Angle and “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey defeats Stephanie McMahon and Triple H via submission
Triple threat match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship: The Usos (c) vs. The New Day vs. The Bludgeon Brothers
Kofi Kingston tried putting away the Usos early. But The Bludgeon Brothers wouldn’t allow The New Day to have this quick victory. After a hard fought match, The Bludgeon Brothers reigned supreme as the new WWE SmackDown Tag Team Champions.
The Bludgeon Brothers defeat The Usos and The New Day to become the new WWE SmackDown Tag Team Champions
John Cena vs. The Undertaker
This was basically a squash match. The Undertaker squashed John Cena within minutes. Cena attempted a Five Knuckle Shuffle, but Undertaker sat up. A scared Cena is sent flying down to the mat with a chokeslam. The Undertaker finishes off Cena with a Tombstone Piledriver.
The Undertaker defeats John Cena
Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn
Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens took out Daniel Bryan before the match, with a spiked-powerbomb on the ring apron. The match devolved in a handicap match. Shane McMahon held his own and performed a coast-to-coast across the ring to Zayn. Bryan eventually returned to the match, kicked ass, and made Sami Zayn tap out to win the match.
Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon defeat Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn via submission
Singles match for the WWE Raw Women’s Championship: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax
Alexa Bliss held her own against the larger Nia Jax. But it wasn’t a night fit for “The Goddess.” Jax crushed Bliss for the win.
Nia Jax defeats Alexa Bliss to become the new WWE Raw Women’s Champion
Singles match for the WWE Championship: AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Shinsuke Nakamura really took the fight for Styles. But it simply wasn’t Nakamura’s night. As “The Artist” Nakamura charged at Styles with a Kinshasa knee strike, the champion counters with a Styles Clash.
AJ Styles defeats Shinsuke Nakamura to retain the WWE Championship
Post-Match: Shinsuke Nakamura went on his knees to hand the WWE Championship over to AJ Styles. Nakamura then upper-cut Styles below the belt. “The Artist” takes out Styles at ringside with a Kinshasa knee strike.
WWE Raw Tag Team Championship match: The Bar (c) vs. Braun Strowman & Nicholas (random little kid from the crowd)
Braun Strowman dominated both Sheamus and Cesaro. Amazingly, he was able to win this match single-handedly, winning the contest with a running powerslam on Cesaro. Strowman and a little kid are the new Raw Tag Team Champions.
Braun Strowman and Nicholas defeat The Bar to become the new WWE Raw Tag Team Champions
Singles match for the WWE Universal Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns put up one hell of a fight, but it wasn’t enough to overcome “The Beast Incarnate” Brock Lesnar. Reigns, with blood dripping down his face, attempted to spear Lesnar. This spear was countered by yet another F-5. Lesnar for the win!