What The Hell Happened This Weekend? A Recap Of All The Headlines You Missed-1/22

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Started drinking right after work on Friday? Sunday Funday’d a little too hard? Girlfriend duty? Or maybe you just plain old turned off your brain. Well, whatever your reason is for not knowing what the hell happened, we’ve got you covered.

This is COED’s What The Hell Happened This Weekend?


Pop Culture

-The 2018 SAG Awards were last night. Movie winners include Gary Oldman (Best Actor), Frances McDormand (Best Actress), Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (Best Drama Cast). In TV, the winners were Sterling K. Brown (Best Actor), Claire Foy (Best Actress) and This Is Us (Best Drama Cast). Get the full list of nominees & winners here.

-For all you Harry Potter fans, there’s a pretty sweet looking mobile game on the way.

-A bunch of exciting TV shows premiere this week, including Amazon’s Electric Dreams, TNT’s The Alienist, and Counterpart on STARZ.

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Sports

-Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: the New England Patriots mounted a fourth-quarter comeback and are headed to the Super Bowl. Despite being outplayed for the first three-quarters of the AFC Championship, the Patriots edged out the Jacksonville Jaguars 24-20. F*ck.

As the #Patriots head to their 8th Super Bowl of the Brady era, as a Jets fan, I take peace in knowing that my son will never have to suffer like this.

— Eric Italiano (@eric_italiano) January 22, 2018

-Nick Foles & the Philadelphia Eagles absolutely diddled the Minnesota Vikings by a score of 38-7. Except for their first drive, the Vikings looked as though all their energy had been sucked out of them the week before.

-Alexis Sanchez is headed to Manchester United.

-The Cleveland Cavaliers have some serious issues, going 3-7 in their last 10 games. Sheeeeeeeeesh.


News & Politics

-The government is currently shut down. I don’t entirely understand what that means either. Here’s a list of everything that is and isn’t affected. 

-This whole Tide Pod thing can be officially be deemed patently outrageous.

New York Times


College News

-Zion Williamson is headed to … Duke.


Hottest of the Week

-Olivia Munn, Gal Gadot, Brie Larson & more on the red carpet:

-I’m super late to the Lele Pons party and I apologize for that:

-Danny Amendola is headed to the Super Bowl again but he’s already won:

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Viral Randomness

-Monday coming at you like:

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-USWNT soccer player Julie Ertz finding out that her husband Zach Ertz is going to the Super Bowl is, objectively, cute:

-Look out, Gisele:

Tom better hire Gisele the finest security in the world with this guy on the prowl (via @bustedcoverage) pic.twitter.com/w3xY3UPzsH

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 22, 2018


Happy Monday, everyone, and good luck out there. We’ll see you on the other side of the weekend, but until then, here’s our throwback song of the week.

nm u?

— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) January 18, 2018

FACT: Tom Brady is 0-2 against tall, awkward, goofy white dude quarterbacks in his Super Bowl career. #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/gUBfHxtmU1

— COED.com (@COED) January 22, 2018

“How much did Flacco get paid? Tell them I want double that.” #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/Gpoh7WFeqj

— COED.com (@COED) January 22, 2018

You can follow Eric on Twitter @eric_italiano and on Instagram @ericitaliano .

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