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What The Hell Happened This Weekend? A Recap Of All The Headlines You Missed

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Started drinking right after work on Friday? Sunday Funday’d a little too hard? Your girlfriend force you to spend your weekend at the purgatory that is the mall? Or maybe you just plain old turned off your brain. Well, whatever your reason is for not knowing what the hell happened, we’ve got you covered.

This is COED’s What The Hell Happened This Weekend?


Pop Culture

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, a 22-year-old from South Africa, won Miss Universe 2017. (Spoiler alert: she’s a 10).

Pixar’s Coco dominated at the Thanksgiving box office, crushing Justice League (which sucked).

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle got engaged.

Floribama Shore, MTV’s Jersey Shore spin-off/sequel, premieres tonight.

James Franco’s The Disaster Artist premieres this weekend.


News & Politics

-Dictionary.com named ‘complicit’ the word of the year, which can’t be great.

-Richard Branson has been accused of sexual harassment. 

-The President of the United States continues to endanger the lives of international journalists, argue with LaVar Ball & the NFL, and suck Fox New’s dick.


Sports

-After a slow start, the Cleveland Cavaliers are riding a 7-game winning streak as they head to Philadelphia.

-Alabama lost to Auburn in the Iron Bowl, which sends the College Football Playoff picture into chaos.

-A week after losing to the Vikings, the Los Angeles Rams proved they were legit by defeating the Saints 26-20.


College News

-Tufts University canceled an upcoming appearance from Anthony Scarramucci.

-Princeton University professor Sergio Verdu was accused of sexual harassment. 

-The University of Oklahoma football team acted like Baker Mayfield was dead.


Hottest Of The Week

Rita Ora celebrated her 27th birthday by giving us a gift.

BIRTHDAY SUIT! 😝

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Emily Ratajkowski continues to throw off Earth’s gravitational pull.

Bella Hadid CRUSHING the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


Viral Randomness

Not to say I told you so, but Steph Curry is an asshole.

Steph Curry… potentially a dick? 🤔 @mickstapeshow

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Tony Romo learned to dance.

Apparently, the UK doesn’t understand Black Friday.

The UK wild af

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Happy Monday, everyone, and good luck out there. We’ll see you on the other side of the weekend, but until then, here’s our throwback song of the week.

With Christmas Season officially BACK, I leave you with the greatest Christmas song ever written.

You can follow Eric on Twitter @eric_italiano and on Instagram @ericitaliano .

COED Writer
A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com