Cue the *line coach* joke here.
Got it out of your system? Okay, good, now let’s get to it.
Chris Foerster, the offensive line coach for the putrid Miami Dolphins, recorded a video of himself snorting lines of an unidentified substance (which everyone is assuming is cocaine, because, well, he sounds like he’s doing cocaine).
When asked about the video, a Dolphins spokesperson said that the team was “made aware of the video and will have no comment at this time.”
https://twitter.com/AdamJosephSport/status/917237340224987136
“Hey babe. Miss you. Thinking about you. How ‘bout me going into a meeting, and doing this before I go? There’s those big grains falling, but I miss you. I miss you a lot. What do you think? Crazy? I know, babe. It’s gonna be a while before we can do this again, because I know you’re going to keep that baby. But I think about you when I do it. I think about how much I miss you, how hot we got together. How much fun it was. So much fun. Last little bit before I go to my meeting. You think? I think not. I wish I was licking this off your p*ssy.”
According to Deadspin, Kijuana Nige, a model based out of Las Vegas, posted the video on Facebook. While it is unclear if she was the original recipient of the video, it is also unclear when or where the video was taken.
With the Dolphins offense in shambles and position coaches railing lines before practice, it wouldn’t shock me if Adam Gase was the first NFL head coach to be fired this season.
