Apple announced the iPhone 8 and the iPhone X at a pompous, drawn-out, self-important event in Cupertino, and naturally, the internet was having none of it.
Whether it be declaring that they’ve renamed stores “town squares”, or that said stores aren’t for retail, but for “learning”, Apple was as far up their own ass as they’ve ever been at the opening of the Steve Jobs theatre.
And this was BEFORE they got to the unveiling of the iPhone X, the newest revolutionary smartphone from the tech giants.
2033: Tim Cook announces the new #iPhone feature is just a peace treaty with the superior Siri race. Humanity gently applauds. #AppleEvent
— COED (@COED) September 12, 2017
Great now your girl doesn't even have to touch u to unlock your phone while u sleep #iPhoneX
— scott vener (@brokemogul) September 12, 2017
Tim Cook to your iPhone 7 right now. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/kkne0eecOQ
— comedycentral (@ComedyCentral) September 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/kuuuushi/status/907652914226835457
2000 : Cars will fly
2017 :#AppleEvent #iPhoneX pic.twitter.com/W5SL2K2QZG
— ๐ท๐๐๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (@LBabouins) September 12, 2017
Challenge accepted. #iPhoneX #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/1GbVLM6644
— Glamour (@glamourmag) September 12, 2017
Me in public looking like an idiot trying to get my phone to unlock. #iPhoneX #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/RqT3LbYC9z
— Chief โ (@TopFlightChief) September 12, 2017
When #AppleEvent reveal the #IphoneX price ๐ฐ pic.twitter.com/NvrjtyGKN1
— Aashish Kushwaha (@thescorpionsoul) September 12, 2017
Me when I get the new #iPhoneX next month https://t.co/PvF0mQsVjd
— Joe Morales (@astroXP) September 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/geek_beyond/status/907677632615141376
Our nudes are gonna look AMAZING you guys #iphoneX
— Andy Mientus (@andymientus) September 12, 2017
Me buying the #iphonex pic.twitter.com/jtwotCyiAz
— Scott Hanselman (@shanselman) September 12, 2017
Me in public looking like an idiot trying to get my phone to unlock. #iPhoneX #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/RqT3LbYC9z
— Chief โ (@TopFlightChief) September 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/NFLRT/status/907674995286999040
This was Tim Cook when we thought he was finished after presenting the IPhone 8 #AppleEvent #iPhoneX pic.twitter.com/BosvIBbbjG
— Ben (@benfenty) September 12, 2017
When you realise its called iphone X. Because X is a roman numeral for 10. And its a tenth anniversary phone #AppleEvent #iPhoneX pic.twitter.com/L0awvHAQsB
— Adil (@Unknown781227) September 12, 2017
Also – using facial recognition to unlock phones – will that mean you can't try and play the "I've been hacked" card? #iphonex
— Pam Chvotkin, Storyteller (@reddusfoximus) September 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/ArielleHankes/status/907679975427506176
https://twitter.com/valeria1beleza/status/907678807661965312
That tribute though #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/C2b6MB9Ojb
— Akire Llah (@Beanyy) September 12, 2017
This is how I feel like people at Apple look at us regular people #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/XcQcPfydwG
— COED (@COED) September 12, 2017
Just show me the phone….come on….show my the phone!!! #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/Mn38FFQMx3
— Andrew โBIGDOCKโ (@bigdock) September 12, 2017
Spotted: Tim Cook walking to his car after that #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/kiydY8j4LO
— Trusted Reviews ๐ฑ๐ป ๐ฎ (@trustedreviews) September 12, 2017
Me: Oh the iPhone X looks dope, animojis are the next big thing, the #AppleEvent ain't bad
Apple: That'll be $999
Me: pic.twitter.com/OdobmnBX7y
— Robert Scarpinito (@Pinoptimist) September 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/Ananvay/status/907654427766530048
Are we all just supposed to pretend that the new iPhone isn't copying the screen from the #samsunggalaxys8 #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/ZQGujNAWus
— LC ๐ (@TheRealLalaOfSD) September 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/saveaskaty/status/907654422171455489
โWe donโt call them stores anymore. We call them โtown squares.โโ #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/APVlmblc1N
— JT (@TheRealJaxel) September 12, 2017
I'm not crying, you're crying #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/jGP5K2HfgT
— Confession Girl (@ConfessionGirl2) September 12, 2017
#AppleEvent in one word: boring. pic.twitter.com/70fUdE6tf4
— haunted85๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ช๐บ (@haunted85) September 12, 2017
Just when I thought I knew what I was doing with my finances. When I thought I'd increase my payments. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/bSL3bO5kBU
— Vanessa Sadsad (@vanessasadsad) September 12, 2017
Like seriously, I already have an #AppleWatch but this makes me want to get another one! #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/ulSUPIXapM
— Tiger Queen (@lj_summers) September 12, 2017
I'd still like to know what @Apple has got on Twitter to be able to tweet without actually tweeting #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/uMKTuKKSGH
— ใkใ (@kaiviz) September 12, 2017
