Who’s buck wild for bagels? Welcome to National Bagelfest Day, folks! It’s a time dedicated to getting your bagel on. Grab some cream cheese, maybe some salmon lox, why not? Have a great f*cking time with that bagel. Smother the sh*t out of it. Aw ya, that’s the stuff…
Wednesday, July 26, 2017, is that special day dedicated to the bagelfest. Imagine beerfest, but instead of fine European brews, you meet with a load of bagels. That’s a lot of holes to munch around. Wouldn’t be the first time, am I right?
Bagels were first invented all the way back in the year 1683 by a Viennese baker in Austria. He invented this concoction to honor King of Poland, Jan Sobieski.
All hail the bagel king!