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Nothing To See Here, Just Two Real Ass Deer Shooting The Ones


via NTDTV Youtube

What in the world?

Coming from New Jersey, I thought I’ve seen everything a deer has in it’s arsenal. Yet here these two are, squaring up like they’re kangaroos or something.

This is why you can’t f*ck around with nature, these creatures have more skill than they let one. One second you come across a raccoon you think you can punt across the yard, and bang, next thing you know it’s throwing Conor McGreogr-combos your way.

Even geese can run up on you before you know what’s happening. Maybe it’s just New Jersey geese, but every time I even went near one of those bastards, they’d start hissing and come at me wings up.

Nature, people. Beware.

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