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Real Life Comic Book Supervillain James Dolan Spent Draft Night Getting Heckled For His Singing Voice


via Tim Larson Youtube

I’m not even a Knicks fan and James Dolan infuriates.

I have been subjecting myself to the tortures of being a Mets and Jets fan for over a 15 years now, but for some reason, I’ve never brought myself to the lows of being a Knicks fan.

And that reason is James Dolan.

Dolan, who is worth $1.5 billion dollars, is currently running the most embarrassing franchise in sports. And that’s coming from a man who willing roots for both the Mets and Jets so that’s how you know it’s the truth.

So on draft night, the night that teams can potentially instill new hope into their franchise, what does Dolan do? He goes and performs a concert with his band, JD & The Straight Shot (LOL) like a f*cking asshole.

At this point, it’s clear the Knicks are going to be a trainwreck of a basketball franchise until James Dolan sells the team.

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