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KD Spent The Night Arguing About Whether Or Not He Likes To Get Farted On


(Photo by Jerritt Clark/Getty Images for Roc Nation Sports/D’USSE Cognac)

Ever since coattailing winning his first NBA Championship a week ago, Kevin Durant has reverted back to his old Twitter-self, arguing with fans who chirp him about literally anything.

He trolled a fan who quoted his now-infamous Lakers/Heat tweet:

Then he got into it with a fan about the handles of AI for Kyrie:

But now, again, just a week into his return to Twitter-form, KD is arguing with a random OKC fan about whether or not he likes to be … farted on … during sex.


via Twitter

Yet again, it’s a total lack of self-awareness from KD, which is quickly becoming his default setting. KD should know by now that the only way this story gains traction and earns legitimacy is if he acknowledges it, and that’s exactly what he did. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume there is no winning an argument about sexual farts.

Speaking of farts, it’s a classic ‘you smelt it, you dealt it’ scenario. If KD just lets this Tweet slight, no one is ever for the wiser. By simply by responding to it, it raises the question: why does KD feel the need to defend himself about this issue?

Because he likes when girls fart on him. That’s why.

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