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Happy National Corn on the Cob Day, folks! You’re gonna be sh*tting little yellow bits for weeks after you check out these memes. I’d like to tell a corny joke, but I’m not exactly Saturday Night Live material, so I wouldn’t be very good at it.
What’s the deal with corn and sh*t? Those little bits are almost as indigestible as Amy Schumer’s latest stand-up.
I wonder how they’re celebrating National Corn on the Cob Day at the White House. President Trump is probably going to town on several ears of corn, and VP Mike Pence is contemplating whether or not to send him off to conversion therapy (for whatever reason).
National Corn on the Cob Day is celebrated all around the country on Sunday, June 11, 2017.
Enjoy the corny sh*t!
