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Rumor Has It The Cavs May Get Back At Steph Curry For Taking A Dump On Their Court

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During Game 3 of the NBA Finals, right after Kevin Durant hit a three in LeBron’s mouth to all but end the game, Steph Curry, man-child with a leprechaun beard, did this:

Well, to the surprise of no one, it turns out the Cavs players are none too happy with Curry’s actions.

The phrase ‘won’t be forgotten’ is essentially a politically correct way of saying ‘the Cavaliers are going to play dirty on Steph tonight.’ Anyone with eyeballs knows that the Cavaliers have absolutely zero chance of winning this series, so with one final game in front of their home crowd, they might as well beat up their rival a little bit, right?

And Curry deserves it, too. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it thousands of times: Steph Curry is a DOUCHEBAG. So much so that I wrote an entire article about it, and this was before he took a nap during game two and a shit during game three.

It’s a shame that Curry and Durant and Draymond are all so unlikeable because the fact of the matter is that the Warriors are likely the greatest team ever assembled.

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