Terry Ball is a 29-year-old man from Athens, Georgia, who really f*cking loves pork chops. He loves them so much that he’s been arrested twice over the last three months for separate incidents centered around this delicacy. It’s kinda like Popeye and his spinach, expect instead of beating up bad guys, Ball fights his own family members.
According to the Athens-Clarke County Police Department, Ball was arrested last Wednesday after violating his family violence bond order. Unsurprisingly, this order was put in place due to Ball’s first pork chop related altercation.
Via FOX 29, here are the details on both of Ball’s pork chop related arrests.
On Wednesday, police received a call from Ball’s mother saying that he was trying to fight everyone in the house, according to the police report. When officers arrived, they say that Ball claims he was upset that his family ate his pork chop, and now he would have to eat noodles, according to police.
Police say they also found pots and pans on the ground in the house, and that Ball expressed several times that he was not happy about what happened with the pork chop. Ball was then arrested by police.
In the incident in February, Ball was arrested for simple battery and was charged with probation violation from a prior case. According to police, Ball was eating a pork chop at his home on Simmons Street around 7:30 p.m. when he became upset with his 60-year-old mother, police said. After throwing the piece of meat, Ball got up, pushed his mother and head-butted her, police said.
Court records also show Ball has more than a dozen State and Superior Court cases dating to 2008.
I would be upset too if I got downgraded from pork chops to noodles. That’s like going from Christian Bale to Ben Affleck as Batman. But even though that was definitely an unfortunate development, Ball has gotta get his shit together. He’s about to end up in the joint for a very long time, and the last time I checked, pork chops are not on the menu.