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Tom Brady Announced As Madden 18 Cover Athlete & Here’s Hoping The Madden Curse Is Alive & Well

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Hey, EA Sports, how’s Tom Brady’s D taste?

I mean, Jesus, have you ever seen such a blatant example of slurpage? I wonder if Brady owns stock in EA Sports. Maybe he’s buddies with John Madden.

Look, there’s no denying Brady is great — probably the greatest of all time — but let’s save the homages and tributes until he actually retires, huh? The dude says he’s got four-five years left, let’s see what happens.

I’ll tell you what I hope happens — I hope the Madden Curse is alive and well and one of those subterranean nukes that the Russians have spread all over the Earth explodes inside of Tom Brady’s knee.

Actually, both knees.

@patriots QB @tombrady. @EAMaddenNFL 18 COVER! YESSSS! 🐐🐐🐐#Madden18

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J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS.

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