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Pregnant Woman Makes Trophy For First Man To Offer His Seat On The Subway

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Yvonne Lin, a 38-year-old designer, alleges that she went through TWO entire pregnancies until a man offered her his seat on the subway. Maybe I have a little too much faith in my gender, but I have a hard time believing this lady went an entire year and a half until she stumbled upon one decent dude.

Look, men aren’t perfect, but I’m pretty sure at least 50% of men would give up their seat to a pregnant woman. Unless this lady takes the subway once a year, there’s no shot she ran into that many assholes.

Lin, a 38-year-old designer from New York, claims she was offered plenty of seats from women (girl power, right?), most of which she says were Latino and black women.

“I didn’t get a single subway seat offered to me by a man throughout my first pregnancy, so for the second, I had this (trophy) made and I’ve been carrying it around all day.”

The bronze statue is essentially a Hulk look-alike tearing his shirt, with a caption that reads, “#1 DECENT DUDE. First man to offer subway seat to pregnant woman throughout two pregnancies.”

Do men suck as Lin says we do? Of course. But I offer my seat on the bus to not pregnant women. That doesn’t really have much to do with anything, I just want all the ladies reading this to know how good of a guy I am.

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