I want to start off this article by being relatively sincere. To the 132 people who bid on a Cheeto because it resembled a dead gorilla, I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, go f*ck yourself. Your life is clearly a lot more affluential, a lot more carefree, and full of a lot of more ‘f*ck it’ moments than mine. I hate you so much for being so stupid that you would waste hard-earned money on a Cheeto, but I’m man enough to admit to that I respect that you can waste your money on this.
A Cheeto, a flaming hot f*cking Cheeto that resembles Harambe, has sold for $100,000 after a frenzied bidding war.
There were 132 bids for the “one of a kind” Cheeto and the starting price was $11.99. The winning bid was $99,999
Via the item’s eBay description:
“I opened up a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos, and as soon as I looked inside, I came across this unique Cheetos that looks like Harambe the gorilla.”
“This item is one of a kind! It measures up to about 1 1/2 inches in length.”
God help us.
https://twitter.com/FatKidDeals/status/828435971142148096
