Now that we’ve officially beaten the Mannequin Challenge into the ground, a new dumb internet trend has come to take its place. It’s the circle of life for how the internet works in 2016. The latest viral craze is the Chuck E. Cheese Challenge, where participants dance like they’re animatronic. Remember those clunky ass robots that used to be the worst part of birthday parties back in the day? If not, here’s a quick refresher.
God, I used to absolutely despise those stupid performances. They took away way too much precious time that could’ve been used dominating skee ball. For the Chuck E. Cheese Challenge, people throw on “Redbone” by Childish Gambino and do their best impression of those dancing robots.
I hate this trend, but that’s probably because I’m slowly morphing into a crusty old man that hates everything that’s popular these days. The only time I want to see something about Chuck E. Cheese on my news feed is when a massive brawl takes place there. Call me old-fashioned, but I like my viral content to center around savage violence.