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WATCH: Is This The Worst Missed Soccer Goal Of All-Time?

Милош ЦЗБГ's YouTube

Милош ЦЗБГ’s YouTube

A soccer player in Serbia’s fourth division committed the worst missed goal I’ve ever seen in a recent match. I wasn’t able to find out the name of this uncoordinated goon, but it’s probably being withheld out of respect for the man’s family. His miss was that damn embarrassing.

Jesus Christ, what a slapdick. Even the Golden State Warriors would call that an epic choke job. The only explanation that I can possibly think of is that he was already focusing on performing an intricate FIFA-esque celebration. But you can’t count your chickens before they hatch, and you can’t flop around like a dying fish until you put that ball in the back of the net.

At least this pathetic miscue happened in some bumf*ck league in Serbia. If this occurred in a meaningful game in South America, this dude’s body would have already been found in a dumpster.

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