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Power Ranking The Top 5 Halloween Candies

via Influenster

via Influenster

Before Halloween was all about slutty costumes and getting shitfaced, it was about the candy, the sweets, the sugar high. I vividly remember getting home on Halloween night and dumping all of my candy into a giant pile on my bed. You wanted to eat all the bomb shit first while you pawned off all the crap candy to your younger siblings.

But what were the candies worth keeping, and what were the ones you should throw away? Sure, Nerds are great and all, but are you really going to choose them over Twizzlers? Or what about a 3 Musketeers bar versus a Snickers. These are decisions not to be taken lightly.

So, in an effort to help you out with these monumental decisions, we decided to power rank the top 5 Halloween candies.

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