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Awesome News: Girl Scout Cookie Cereals Are Coming In January Of 2017

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General Mills is getting ready to change the cereal game forever with limited edition Girl Scout cookie cereals. Starting in January of 2017, you will be able to go to your local grocery store and pick up a box or 20 of this ingenious culinary concept.

For now, it’s being reported that General Mills will have Thin Mints and Caramel Crunch (Samoas) varieties.

I’ve already developed three cavities by just writing this post. I absolutely cannot wait to get my days started with a soup pot’s worth of Thin Mints cereal. Blog productivity is going to skyrocket, as the ensuing sugar rush will give me the strength of Tyrone Biggums on a Red Balls binge.

It’s hard to imagine this not being a home run for General Mills, so hopefully, their Girl Scout cookie cereals will stick around permanently. It is also imperative that they add TagalongsĀ into the mix. I will go to my grave believing that the three greatest duos the world has ever known were Lennon/McCartney, Batman/Robin, and Chocolate/Peanut Butter.

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